Literature
Pokemon - Face Palmer
Things weren't looking good; following the successful summoning of Dialga and Palkia to the mortal realm, things had very quickly started to roll down hill. With ridiculous speed, like butter sliding down a plastic racetrack hung from some kid's bedroom door. The skies went dark, the earth shook, and two behemoths from beyond reality were...really just standing around, but that's all they needed to do to intimidate the rational thought out of people.
The proverbial butter hit the metaphorical fan when a third deity appeared, a black mass of shadow with glowing eyes that snatched away the man responsible for these events. Much to Cyrus' chagr